A: An animal that puts you out at night!
This one made me smile. I'm sure that Year 5 bloggers can come up with much better jokes than this if you put your minds to it. Remember the blogging rules (you might not see your comment if you do not follow them).
Doctor! Doctor!
ReplyDeleteMy son has swallowed a pen! What should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there
What do sheep do on sunny days?
ReplyDeleteHave a baa baa coe.
Why couldn t the skeleton go to the dance?
ReplyDeleteHe had no body to go with.
Dead Weird Jokes
ReplyDeleteHow do you call a dog with no legs ?
Doesn't matter,he can't come anyway!!!!
Dead Weird Jokes
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillarious!!!!
why wasnt the teady bear hungry
ReplyDeletebecause he was stuffed
why was the broom late for breakfest
ReplyDeletebecause it was swept up
Question:Why are grown-up's so grumpy?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: Because their grooaan ups.
:) :) :)
Docter!Docter!
ReplyDeleteI keep seeing a insect walking in a circle
don't worry its just a bug thats going around
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
ReplyDeletea cloud!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha!!! what a funny joke!!!!
What does a potato wear???
ReplyDeleteA jacket!!!!! What a funny joke!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha!!
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there
Cows go
Cows go who
No,cows go moo
Ha ha!!! funny funny!!!
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there
Carrie
Carrie who
Carrie me home. I am very tired
Ha ha!!! Very funny!!!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
ReplyDeleteBecause his bones were running away.
Why are bin man so miserable?
ReplyDeletebecause there always down in the dumps.
Did you here about the clever monster?
ReplyDeletehe was called Frank einstein.
Knock! knock!
ReplyDeleteWhose there
Docter
Docter who
It's me docter who!
doctor doctor i cant stop stealing things take these pills if they don't work get me a plasma TV
ReplyDeleteand a bag of gold.
doctor doctor ive just swallowed a clock don't panic there's no need for a alarm.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a home less snail? a slug
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a sleeping bull?
ReplyDeletea bulldozer
Doctor doctor have you got anything for a terrible
ReplyDeleteheadache?
yes bash yourself twice on the head with this mallet
How do chicks get out off there shells?
ReplyDeletethey eggs-it.
Why did piglet look in the toilet? He was looking for pooh! HaHaHaHaHa! funny joke.
ReplyDeleteWhere do ghosts live? at the dead end.
ReplyDeleteWhich dog loves to have there hair washed? samppoodles.
ReplyDeleteWhere do books go to sleep?under there covers.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you get when you cross a skeleton with a detective?Sherlock bones.
ReplyDeleteDoctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains?
ReplyDeletewell pull your self together then
Why did the banana go to hospital?
ReplyDeletebecause someone pilled him.ha!ha!.
What did the starters say to the salad? (A)lettuce begin
ReplyDeletewhy do witches wear nametags? so they know wich which is which
ReplyDeleteWhat animal is red,black and white?
ReplyDeleteA panda with the chicken pocks!Hehehe
what do you call a pig who knows karate?
ReplyDeletePork chop
What did the wall say to the other wall?
ReplyDelete"I'll meet you around the corner!"
What do you call an egyptian mummy in bed?
ReplyDeleteA crummt Mummy!
Why did the one handed pirate cross the road?
ReplyDeleteBecause he needed to go to the second hand shop!!
Dead Weird Jokes
ReplyDeleteWhat is a sea monster's faviourite food?
Fish and Ships!!!!!!!
Dead Weird Jokes
ReplyDeleteHow do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!!!!!
Dead Weird Jokes
ReplyDeleteWhy are skeletons cowardly?
Beacause they are gutless!!!
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
ReplyDeletePoke her face
Why did the fish blow bubbles?
ReplyDeleteBecause it past gas!!!!
why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
ReplyDeleteBecause they spend years at C!!!!
what do elfs learn at school?
ReplyDeletethe elfabet
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
ReplyDeleteIt didn't have the guts.
Poems
ReplyDeleteSome scientists set our to prove
the moon is made of cheese;
the evidence they discover means
that everyone agrees
The surface of the moon
has bubbled into craters
caused, they think, by heating cheese
that's been through giant craters.
Satisfied that they are right,
the scientists now boast
that, someday soon they're sure to find
a planet made out of toast.
Three Silly Things to do with a Sock
ReplyDelete1. Fill it with custard -
lovely yellow stuff.
it will seep through the knitting
and gum up the fluff
2. Wear it on your ear.
let it wave and flap.
or balance it on the top of your head,
and say it is a cap.
3. cook it for your tea,
eat it with ketchup and with chips.
to show that you've enjoyed it
be sure to lick our lips.
Jan Dean
Knock knock whos there olive
ReplyDeletei love you to.
Why do we eat junk food when we are stressed??
ReplyDeleteBecause stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS!!!